Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
23
Sep

Bread Pick-up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -28

Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.

11
Jun

Number Chat-up Line

By PeteG
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -27

Me: Can I have your number?
Girl: No go away!!
Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?

09
Mar

Posh Pickup Line

By Donald Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -22

I’ll get your coat, you’ve pulled a gentleman.

19
Jun

First Sight Chat-Up Line

By PaulO
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -31

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to take the knife out my pocket?

02
Mar

Boobs Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -33

Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?

11
Jun

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -26

Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

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