Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
19
Jun

First Sight Chat-Up Line

By PaulO
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -31

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to take the knife out my pocket?

25
Sep

Suicide Chat up Line

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -39

Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.

17
Jul

Alzheimers Chat up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -36

Hi how’s it going? I’ve got Alzheimer’s… Are you my girlfriend?

31
Jul

Gasoline Prices Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -27

Are you gasoline prices?
Because I love it when you go down.

17
Oct

Fred Flintstone Chat-Up Line

By Bambam
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -41

Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

09
Aug

Onions Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Your face makes onions cry.

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