Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Good Looking

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Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.

Dysfunction Pickup Line

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Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erektile dysfunction.

Laura

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F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?

Seat Chatup line

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Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: Yeah, my boyfriend is sitting there.
Man: Really? Well he must be really small then.

Palestinian Pickup Line

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Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

FedeX Pick-Up Line

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Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.