Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
06
Sep

Drink Pickup Line

By Dave134
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -20

You look like I need another drink…

06
Jun

Nice Milksacks

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -21

Nice Milksacks… You’re plastic surgeon should be given an award.

06
May

Fish Pick-Up Line

By SteveB
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -29

I like the smell of fish. *Silently stare at women for 20 seconds after saying this*

20
Aug

Heart Pickup Line

By JohnD
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -39

Hi, i’m no organ donor but I’d happily give you my heart.

14
May

Hand Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+45 -59

Wow your hand looks really heavy, let me hold it for you.

17
Nov

Glasses Pick Up Line

By SteveB
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -29

Man: Hi, you look great without glasses
Woman: I don’t wear glasses
Man: I do *Put glasses back on*

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