Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
20
Jul

L’Oreal Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -22

Is you’re name L’Oreal? Because you’re worth it.

21
Jan

Mold Pickup Line

By Superspeedygamer
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -37

Are you mold?? Because you’re growing on me.

06
Sep

Drink Pickup Line

By Dave134
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -20

You look like I need another drink…

06
Jun

Nice Milksacks

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -21

Nice Milksacks… You’re plastic surgeon should be given an award.

06
May

Fish Pick-Up Line

By SteveB
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -29

I like the smell of fish. *Silently stare at women for 20 seconds after saying this*

11
Oct

Hot Chat-up Line

By Frank
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -21

Are you a pot of chilli powder because you’ve got hot written all over you?

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