Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
22
Jan

Intelligence Chat-up Line

By Anthony
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -24

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

27
Mar

Surprise

By Dan
in Pick Up Lines
+34 -42

Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?

03
Nov

Direction Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -22

Guy: Hi can i have directions?
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I need directions to your heart

03
Apr

Bank worker

By Jeff
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -23

Do you work for a bank because you’re not giving me very much interest?

28
Jul

McDonalds Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -29

Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.

18
Nov

CPR Pickup Line

By Cole
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -13

I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away

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