Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
12
Dec

Just Fart Chat-up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -27

Did you just fart? Because you’re blowing me away.

14
Aug

New in town chat-up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -21

I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

02
May

Homeless Horse

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Are you a homeless horse.. Because you look unstable.

09
Oct

Lumberjack Chat Up Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -18

Is your dad a lumberjack because you give me wood.

24
May

Subway Pickup Line

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Do you work for Subway because you just gave me a footlong.

22
Jan

Intelligence Chat-up Line

By Anthony
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -24

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

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