Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
30
Oct

Watermelon Seed

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

12
Dec

Just Fart Chat-up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -27

Did you just fart? Because you’re blowing me away.

14
Aug

New in town chat-up line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -21

I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

02
May

Homeless Horse

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Are you a homeless horse.. Because you look unstable.

09
Oct

Lumberjack Chat Up Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -18

Is your dad a lumberjack because you give me wood.

20
May

Wipe Your Bum Chat-Up Line

By Peter Kay
in Pick Up Lines
+29 -36

Man: What hand do you wipe your bum with?
Woman: Right hand.
Man: Oh really, I use toilet paper.

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