Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Water Pick-up line

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Hey baby, did you know that your body is make up of 90% water and I’m feeling thirsty tonight.

Big Deal Pick-Up Line

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Hi pleased to meet you. You might already know me. I’m kind of a big deal. I used to be the world’s youngest person.

Astronaught

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I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Intelligence Chat-up Line

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The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

Jingle Bells Pickup Line

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Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.

Nipples Pick-up Line

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Hi, can you please tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes .