Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
27
Mar

Surprise

By Dan
in Pick Up Lines
+34 -42

Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?

03
Nov

Direction Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -22

Guy: Hi can i have directions?
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I need directions to your heart

03
Apr

Bank worker

By Jeff
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -23

Do you work for a bank because you’re not giving me very much interest?

28
Jul

McDonalds Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -29

Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.

17
Mar

Allah PickUp Line

By SteveB
in Pick Up Lines
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+50 -59

Go up to a girl, hug her then say

“WE’LL BE WITH ALLAH SOON…….ALLAHU AKBAR!”

24
Feb

Ferrari Pick Up Line

By Addy
in Pick Up Lines
+25 -34

Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

A. I don’t have a Ferrari.

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