01Jul Toilet Paper Pick-up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +34 -43 Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.
25Nov Alpha Male By Simon in Pick Up Lines +10 -19 Alpha Male Chat-Up Line: Get your coat love ….. …I’ve got a knife
22Jul Blink Pick-Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +18 -27 Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
14Aug Baby Seal By Phil in Pick Up Lines +11 -21 If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?
19Oct Pick a Number By Dave in Pick Up Lines +9 -19 Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!
23Oct Priest Chatup Line By Ben in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes +20 -30 I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.