Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Toilet Paper Pick-up Line

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+34 -43

Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.

Alpha Male

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+10 -19

Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:

Get your coat love …..
…I’ve got a knife

Blink Pick-Up Line

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+18 -27

Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Baby Seal

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+11 -21

If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?

Pick a Number

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -19

Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!

Priest Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+20 -30

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.