Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Definition of Salary

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Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.

Daycare Center

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Just got sacked from my job at the daycare center. Apparently ‘Schindler’s List’ is an inappropriate film for a 5 year old’s birthday party.

Screwfix

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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

Postman

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Just got fired from my job as a postman for throwing letters in the trash. What did they expect? On my CV I clearly stated that I was the Bruce Lee of laziness with a black belt in partial arts.

Samsung Phone

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According to my Samsung phone my ‘morning run’ has been changed to ‘morning rum’. Sounds good to me.

Cooking

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My cooking is awful.

Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?