27Mar Definition of Salary By ChrisY in General Jokes +17 -35 Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.
23Sep Daycare Center By Sarah in General Jokes +13 -31 Just got sacked from my job at the daycare center. Apparently ‘Schindler’s List’ is an inappropriate film for a 5 year old’s birthday party.
13May Screwfix By Ashley Coghlan in General Jokes +9 -28 Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
20Feb Postman By Johnny in General Jokes +28 -47 Just got fired from my job as a postman for throwing letters in the trash. What did they expect? On my CV I clearly stated that I was the Bruce Lee of laziness with a black belt in partial arts.
10May Samsung Phone By Jack in General Jokes +23 -42 According to my Samsung phone my ‘morning run’ has been changed to ‘morning rum’. Sounds good to me.
13Dec Cooking By Steveb in General Jokes +7 -26 My cooking is awful. Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?