Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Oct

Up All Night

By Sammy

in Disabled Jokes

+31 -25

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

Jul

Getting Lucky

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+39 -34

Once you get past a certain age “getting lucky” is the thing that happens when your remember where you put down your keys.

Nov

Lucky bugger

By Russ

in Disabled Jokes

+45 -41

What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?

Clever dick.

Dec

Dyslexic Zookeeper

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+38 -35

Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.

Nov

Charity

By fccc

in Disabled Jokes

+36 -33

I can‘t believe how uncaring some people are. I‘m trying to raise money for charity but every time I ask someone if they can spare some money to help spastics they look at me in disgust.

Jul

Midgets

By Froddo

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -26

What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.