Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Jul

Midgets

By Froddo

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -26

What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.

Jan

KFC

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+32 -30

Q. Why do bulimics love KFC?
A. Because it comes with a bucket.

Sep

Kinky

By Freddy

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+58 -56

Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.

Feb

Alzheimer’s Patients

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+30 -29

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light-bulb?

To get to the other side.

Jan

celebrity

By cara

in Disabled Jokes

+51 -51

Whats black and screams??
Jordans son harvey answering the iron

Aug

Taxi Driver

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+22 -22

My autistic brother recently got arrested after his first day at work as a taxi driver. I should never have told him to “knock em dead”.