Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Museum

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Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Special

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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??
SpecialForces

Blind Light Bulb

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Q. How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they don’t need light bulbs.

Bipolar

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I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.

Chernobyl

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I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand….. It’s 7.

Fastest Sea

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What’s the fastest thing in the sea?

Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.