Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Jul

Special

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+22 -14

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??
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Sep

Blind Light Bulb

By Wizzy

in Disabled Jokes

+55 -47

Q. How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they don’t need light bulbs.

Sep

Bipolar

By Anna

in Disabled Jokes

+68 -60

I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.

Oct

Chernobyl

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+55 -47

I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand….. It’s 7.

Sep

Museum

By Paul

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+136 -128

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Mar

Fastest Sea

By Chris

in Disabled Jokes

+43 -36

What’s the fastest thing in the sea?

Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.