Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Two left feet

in Disabled Jokes
+24 -25

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

Doctor

in Disabled Jokes
+28 -29

Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.

Bullied

in Disabled Jokes
+41 -43

Q. Why do crippled people get bullied?

A. Because they can’t stand up for them selves.

Laughter

in Disabled Jokes
+42 -45

If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?

Amy

in Disabled Jokes
+36 -39

Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing?
A. because she had no arms

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Not Amy

Midget Landlord

in Disabled Jokes
+46 -49

My midget landlord told me that he wants me to leave my house by tommorow night. That‘s short notice.