Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Aug

Epileptic

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+53 -40

What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell.

Nov

Dwarf

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+48 -35

Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute?
A. Hi hoe

Jul

Water Bed

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+15 -5

Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.

May

gynecologist

By John

in Disabled Jokes

+36 -27

Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?

Because they’re good at reading lips.

Mar

Diabetes

By Smith

in Disabled Jokes

+55 -46

Just been diagnosed with diabetes. I’m beginning to have doubts about Dr Pepper’s medical qualifications.

Feb

Disabled Gymnasts

By Pete

in Disabled Jokes

+41 -32

I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.