Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Deaf Phones

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Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people?
They’re called ‘eye-phones’.

Mong

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Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.

It took me ages to lick it off.

Problem Shared

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Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.

Funny Doctor

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“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.

Dyslexic People

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I think dyslexic people should form an onion.

Dwarfs

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A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.