Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Jan

Granddad

By JohhnyB

in Disabled Jokes

+19 -32

We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,

He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

Nov

Psychiatrists

By dvet

in Disabled Jokes

+7 -20

All my of my 15 psychiatrists say that I have an addictive persolality.

Sep

Knock Knock

By SteeA

in Disabled Jokes

+21 -34

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
*Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.*

Nov

One hand man

By FUNNY MASTER!

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -43

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Sep

In a Bath

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+17 -31

What do you call a leper in a bath?
Soup

Jul

Deaf

By Bob

in Disabled Jokes

+34 -48

You can say whatever you want about deaf people.