Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Disabled Parking

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Got fined today for parking in a disabled parking spot. Apparently erectile dysfunction doesn’t count as a disability.

Drinking Problem

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My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.

Gynecologist

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Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips.

Insomnia

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My insomnia is terrible at the moment. On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas.

Test

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Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.

Cancer Research

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A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.