Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Nov

Sensible Eating

By norbert

in Disabled Jokes

+7 -21

Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.

Jun

HC Hammer

By Joe

in Disabled Jokes

+13 -27

I wonder if the lyrics for MC Hammer’s song are available in braille?

Oct

Clocks

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+21 -35

Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

Nov

One hand man

By FUNNY MASTER!

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -43

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Jul

Melons

By Bart

in Disabled Jokes

+24 -39

If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Aug

Dyslexic Worshiper

By David

in Disabled Jokes

+25 -40

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.