Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Blind People

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In my spare time I like to help blind people… I’m great with a slingshot.

Special Olympics

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How does Bruce Buffer introduce the Special Olympics? “LLLLLLLLet’s get rrrrrrrready to STUMBLLLLE!!!

Gynaecologist

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Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Psychiatrist

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I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.

Alabama hospital

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The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.

Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for

Abba Themed Party

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I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.