Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Holes

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I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.

Swans

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.

Masks

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Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Dating

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Dating is a lot like fishing.

They both leave your hands smelling of fish afterwards.

First Symptom

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What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.

Valentines Card

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -38

Got a valentines card from my Grandma earlier today which was sweet but unnecessary, we haven’t had sex in years.