Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Jun

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+34 -54

Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.

Sep

By Peter File

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -41

Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.

Feb

By Frankie Boyle

in Dirty Jokes

+15 -35

Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

Feb

By Claire04

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -41

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]”

Aug

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+8 -28

Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much?
A: Vagisdear Disputin

Aug

By GeorgeS

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -42

Dating is a lot like fishing.

They both leave your hands smelling of fish afterwards.