Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]

What do you call a woman who loves holding onto balls?
Annette.

The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.