Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Grey Hair

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Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!

Argos

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Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.

Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.

Feminine Hygiene

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Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

Holding

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What do you call a woman who loves holding onto balls?
Annette.

Head-Phones

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The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

Jacuzzi

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Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.