Best Funny Dirty Jokes

A recent scientific study has found that having sex burns a large amount of calories. This is especially true when you do it without consent and you have to run away.

Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.

Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]”

Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much?
A: Vagisdear Disputin

My uncle once ejaculated on me. Glad I got that off my chest.