Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Calories

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A recent scientific study has found that having sex burns a large amount of calories. This is especially true when you do it without consent and you have to run away.

13

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Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.

Paedophile beards

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Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

Valentines Fun

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Hi, I’m a 14-year-old girl looking for some valentines fun with a man aged 45-55. Please email me: [email protected]

Russian prostitute

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Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute who charges too much?
A: Vagisdear Disputin

Uncle

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My uncle once ejaculated on me. Glad I got that off my chest.