Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Spirm

in Dirty Jokes
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Why did the Spirm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.

snakes

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.

Talk Overthink

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.

Testing Beds

in Dirty Jokes
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I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

Both Hands

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands?
A. Ambijerkstress

Women Like Car

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why are women like cars?
A. Because sometimes you have to use a choke to get them going.