Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Cup Of Tea

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Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.

Christmas Present

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Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.

Awkward Questions

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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

Calories

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A recent scientific study has found that having sex burns a large amount of calories. This is especially true when you do it without consent and you have to run away.

Deaf Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

joke or 5 black men

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Q. What’s the difference between 5 black men and a joke
A. Your mama can’t take a joke