Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Worst Things To Shout In Sex

in Dirty Jokes
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Five worst things to shout during sex.
1. “Die !!!”
2. “Prematurus Ejacularus”
3. “Police… help!”
4. “Sieg heil mein Führer!”
5. “I love you mum.”

Spirm

in Dirty Jokes
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Why did the Spirm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.

snakes

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.

Talk Overthink

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.

Testing Beds

in Dirty Jokes
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I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

Both Hands

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands?
A. Ambijerkstress