Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

joke or 5 black men

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between 5 black men and a joke
A. Your mama can’t take a joke

Big

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s big and tastes like penis?

My secretary’s Christmas bonus.

Worst Things To Shout In Sex

in Dirty Jokes
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Five worst things to shout during sex.
1. “Die !!!”
2. “Prematurus Ejacularus”
3. “Police… help!”
4. “Sieg heil mein Führer!”
5. “I love you mum.”

Spirm

in Dirty Jokes
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Why did the Spirm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.

snakes

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.

Talk Overthink

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.