Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Maple tree

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!

Against Her Will

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I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”

Kinky b*tch.

Dinner Party

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Just been arrested after hosting a dinner party. Apparently jerk chicken isn’t supposed to contain any bodily fluids.

Fun Fact

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Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?

Women

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Q. What do women and hemophiliacs have in common?
A. They both suffer from uncontrollable bleeding and they both get angry when this happens.

Jimmy Saville Calender

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Asda have now recalled their Jimmy Saville advent calendars due to a fault. The flaps don’t open past 16.