Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Fun Fact

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Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?

Women

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Q. What do women and hemophiliacs have in common?
A. They both suffer from uncontrollable bleeding and they both get angry when this happens.

Jimmy Saville Calender

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Asda have now recalled their Jimmy Saville advent calendars due to a fault. The flaps don’t open past 16.

Bird

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I found out some cunt shagged my bird last night. This morning, there was jizz dribbling out of my turkey.

Green and Melts

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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Dark

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Q. What’s the difference between hard and dark?
A. It stays dark all night.