Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Jimmy Saville New Show

in Dirty Jokes
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BBC are planning on releasing a re-run of Jimmy Saville’s successful show, with a new title of “Jim’ll Fist It”.

Police officer

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What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Pedos

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Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.

Green and Melts

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Dark

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between hard and dark?
A. It stays dark all night.

God

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.