Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Balls

in Dirty Jokes
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Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.

Jimmy Saville New Show

in Dirty Jokes
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BBC are planning on releasing a re-run of Jimmy Saville’s successful show, with a new title of “Jim’ll Fist It”.

Police officer

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Green and Melts

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Dark

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between hard and dark?
A. It stays dark all night.

God

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.