Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Jun

By Frank

in Dirty Jokes

+11 -21

Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

Oct

By TimmyS

in Dirty Jokes

+26 -36

People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.

Sep

By Paddy

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes

+41 -52

What do you call a gay Irish man?

Phil MacRackin

May

By Stevo11

in Dirty Jokes

+9 -20

Had sex with someone called Maria Kipling last night.
She was exceedingly good.

Jan

By Damo3w

in Dirty Jokes

+31 -42

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Dec

By Steve

in Dirty Jokes

+26 -37

Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.