Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Pedos

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People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.

Under The Sheet

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Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.

Kipling

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Had sex with someone called Maria Kipling last night.
She was exceedingly good.

Pinocchio

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Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.

Hardest Thing

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Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Gayz

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Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof