Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

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I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.

Lips

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Q: what did the left beaver lip say to the right?
A: We used to be so tight before that holiday to Jamaica!

Gross

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Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my penis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.

Pay a Pro

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I ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.

Jim Couldn’t Fix It

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What’s the only thing Jim couldn’t fix?………your daughter’s hymen

Accused

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Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.