Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Dec

By Gabrkel

in Dirty Jokes

+91 -101

Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

Oct

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+18 -28

Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.

Feb

By NOM

in Dirty Jokes

+23 -33

You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?”
Him: “Yes”
You: “Well he’s back in town and he wants your phone number”

Jun

By Frank

in Dirty Jokes

+11 -21

Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

Oct

By TimmyS

in Dirty Jokes

+26 -36

People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.

May

By Vush3

in Dirty Jokes

+16 -26

Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.