Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Gayz

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -33

Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+41 -52

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

Vampire

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -43

Q. How does a vampire make tea?

A. With a used tampon.

Crazy

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -30

Q. What’s 6″ long, 2″ wide and drives women crazy??

A. Money ?

Fat Lass

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -24

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

Boiling Water

in Dirty Jokes
+41 -53

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. It’s gonna take me a minute to get hard I just came out of this chick.