Best Funny Dirty Jokes

What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?

Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!

My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.

Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.

The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.

I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.