Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

corpse

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Q. What’s the only living organ inside a corpse?
A. My dick

Average Person

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The average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m going to have a busy night tonight.

Curry

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What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.

Hooters

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Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.

Psychic

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The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

Viagra

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I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.