Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Hairy

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My son saw me in the shower the other day and said “what’s that hairy thing in between your legs?”. I replied “That’s the back of your sister’s head”.

A Boy

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Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Last Night

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Last night I had sex with not one, not two, not three, not four but zero people.

Wetter

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What gets wetter the more it dries?

A woman who really enjoys drying things.

corpse

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Q. What’s the only living organ inside a corpse?
A. My dick

Average Person

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The average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m going to have a busy night tonight.