Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Chick Peas

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What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
A hummussexual.

Toaster

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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”

Gay Barbecue

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Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?
A. The hot dog’s taste like sh*t!!

Beach Son

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What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?

Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!

Building Company

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My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.

Gynecologist

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I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.