Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Building Company

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -20

My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.

Gynecologist

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -20

I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.

Inflatable

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -28

Made love to an Inflatable doll the other day. Now I have an inflatable guy looking for me.

Chicken

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -25

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chicken?
A. Banned from the supermarket

Barack

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+5 -13

When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

Can I Have A…

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -25

Me: Can I have a shag?
Girl: No!
Me: Wait! I don’t think you heard me correctly…
Girl: Oh, I think I did…
Me: Fine then, what did I say?
Girl: “Can I have a shag?”

And that, Your Honour, is why it wasn’t raype.