Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Gynecologist

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -20

I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.

Inflatable

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -28

Made love to an Inflatable doll the other day. Now I have an inflatable guy looking for me.

Chicken

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -25

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chicken?
A. Banned from the supermarket

Barack

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+5 -13

When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

Can I Have A…

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -25

Me: Can I have a shag?
Girl: No!
Me: Wait! I don’t think you heard me correctly…
Girl: Oh, I think I did…
Me: Fine then, what did I say?
Girl: “Can I have a shag?”

And that, Your Honour, is why it wasn’t raype.

Prostate

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -25

I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”

“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.

“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.