Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Local Brothel

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Just found out that my local brothel has gone out of business. They’ve got a sign on the window that says “Beat it, we’re closed”.

Chick Peas

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What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
A hummussexual.

Buy-Sexual

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Just discovered that I’m buy-sexual.
I can’t get any sex unless I buy it.

PE Meeting

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Went to a premature egaculation meeting today but nobody was there. It turns out the meeting is actually tomorrow.

Beach Son

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+18 -26

What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?

Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!

Building Company

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My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.