Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Did you hear about the man with square testickles? He had cubic hairs.

Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.

I tried to help but I could only knock one out.

Just found out that my local brothel has gone out of business. They’ve got a sign on the window that says “Beat it, we’re closed”.

Just discovered that I’m buy-sexual.
I can’t get any sex unless I buy it.

Went to a premature egaculation meeting today but nobody was there. It turns out the meeting is actually tomorrow.

Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?

A. They go deep in the bush, they shoot more than once and they always eat what they shoot.