Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Hard And Light

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Q. What’s the difference between hard and light?

A. You can sleep with a light on.

English Teacher

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Just broke up with my girlfriend who was an English teacher.

She didn’t approve of my improper use of the colon.

Blond

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Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?

Because her husband was a blond too!

Doggy

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A doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position throughout the year.

Square Testys

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Did you hear about the man with square testickles? He had cubic hairs.

Sunbathing

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Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.

I tried to help but I could only knock one out.