A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp.
2. Never make comments about her nipples being weird.
3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.
The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.
Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.