Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Work Screw

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -24

Screwing someone from work is great unless you work in a primary school.

Life

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -24

Q. Why is life like sex?
A. Because you get out what you put in.

Junk Mail

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -37

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.

Text Message

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -23

Really hate auto-correct.

The other day I sent my friend a text message saying “Do you want to wank with me along the river?”

Really embarrassing… I meant to say ‘canal’.

Chinese Girlfriend

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+92 -98

Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

3-some

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -22

Organised a 3-some last night.

There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.