Best Funny Dirty Jokes

3 reasons why women undress themselves in front of men.
1. She really wants your D.
2. You’re in row Z of the friend zone.
3. She hasn’t seen you hiding in the tree.

Q. How do you convince a woman to have sex with you when she has a headache?
A. Sprinkle crushed aspirin on your c*ck!

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!

Organised a 3-some last night.

There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.

Got served in McDonalds earlier today by a really attractive girl. She asked me “I can make it large for you for 30p extra if you like?”. I replied “You already have, how bout you come into the toilets and finish me off for an extra £2?”.