Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Got an erection while waiting in line at burger king. It was a whopper.

You know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a dirty website in your address bar.

Q. What’s the difference between a kit-kat and Jordan?
A. You can only get four fingers in a kit-kat.

Q. What’s Jordan’s favorite drink?
A. 7-up in cider.

Q. What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
A. Einstein’s c*ck.

I haven’t had sex in so long, the other day I opened up a can of tuna and got a hard on.

Screwing someone from work is great unless you work in a primary school.