Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Headache

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+20 -25

Q. How do you convince a woman to have sex with you when she has a headache?
A. Sprinkle crushed aspirin on your c*ck!

Gods gifts

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+32 -37

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!

Conversation Between Boobs

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+6 -11

Left boob: “Whacha doing?”
Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”

Escort

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+6 -11

Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.

Star Undertaker

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+14 -19

Q. What’s the difference between a pornstar and an undertaker?
A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

Pink and Purple

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+29 -34

What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip!