Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Escort

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Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.

Star Undertaker

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Q. What’s the difference between a pornstar and an undertaker?
A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

Pink and Purple

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What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip!

Burger King

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Got an erection while waiting in line at burger king. It was a whopper.

Dirty Webiste

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You know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a dirty website in your address bar.

Funny Jordan jokes

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Q. What’s the difference between a kit-kat and Jordan?
A. You can only get four fingers in a kit-kat.

Q. What’s Jordan’s favorite drink?
A. 7-up in cider.