Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Teenage Mutant Ninja

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -23

Got raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle last night at Halloween party.

Ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.

Romantic Music

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -23

Making love to music can be really romantic but only if you last longer than the intro of track 01.

Shower Jacking

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -24

My friend only jerks off in the shower. So every time it rains be gets a boner

Gay Christians

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+55 -59

Q. Why do gay Christians love cannabis?
A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.

Two flies

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
+39 -43

Two flies on a piece of dog shit. One of them farts, the other says, “Do you mind, I’m having my dinner”.

Gods gifts

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -37

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!