Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Virginity

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+23 -27

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

Greek God

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -21

When women see me naked they often say I look like a Greek god. I think the gods name is Hermaphrodite.

Picture

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -17

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence.

Teenage Mutant Ninja

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -23

Got raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle last night at Halloween party.

Ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.

Romantic Music

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -23

Making love to music can be really romantic but only if you last longer than the intro of track 01.

Shower Jacking

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -24

My friend only jerks off in the shower. So every time it rains be gets a boner