Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Good Thing About Pedos

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What is the only good thing about paedophiles? They never break the speed limit when they drive past schools.

It’s getting bigger

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What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.

Sex Lines

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Premium rate sex lines…

The one time premature ejaculation isn’t a problem.

Maths Teacher

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Just had the following conversation with my maths teacher.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Teacher: Ok.
Me: Pussy!
Teacher: I don’t get it.
Me: Exactly!

Virginity

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

Greek God

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When women see me naked they often say I look like a Greek god. I think the gods name is Hermaphrodite.