Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Santa

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Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A. Because he always wraps his package

Strawberry Ass

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A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

Pizza Job

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Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza?
A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.

Women and Glasses

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What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.

Hotel Staff

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Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.

Cross The Road

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Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.