Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Without Permission

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If you have sex with a prostitute without permission is it raype or shoplifting?

Blond Toilet

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Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.

Kinky

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.

Sex Change

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Tried to give myself a sex change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.

Scream

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My wife loves to scream when having sex.. especially after I walk in on her.

Best Thing

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The best thing about having a prostitute die on you is that you get to have the 2nd hour for free