Best Funny Dirty Jokes

I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.

I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.

The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”

Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.

She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.

What is the only good thing about paedophiles? They never break the speed limit when they drive past schools.

Making love = Bed – Clothes / Legs

Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day?
A. Snow