Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

the hypnotist

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A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

Get it Up

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Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.

She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.

Twin

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Had a threesome last night with my girlfriend and her twin.

Dave really hurt my ass.

new medicine

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Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

Good Thing About Pedos

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What is the only good thing about paedophiles? They never break the speed limit when they drive past schools.

Equation Of Love

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Making love = Bed – Clothes / Legs