Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

What’s Blue

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What’s blue an f*cks old women? ………. Hypothermia!

Santa

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Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A. Because he always wraps his package

Strawberry Ass

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A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

Times A Year

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The average person has sex 85 times a year.

Looks like this is going to be one hell of a week.

Local Girls

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I was just enjoying a wank when some woman popped up and said, “Find local girls in your area”

I said, “Get the fuck out of my room, mum.”

Boss

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Just texted the following to my boss from work this morning.

Me: What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?
Boss: I don’t know.
Me: I’m not coming in this morning.