17Feb Get it Up By Dave in Dirty Jokes +34 -36 Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up. She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.
10Nov Best Friend By Vinnie in Dirty Jokes +40 -42 My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.
22Jan Thinking By Dave in Dirty Jokes +20 -22 Isn’t it so weird when you’re thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masterbating.
03Aug Suprise By PeterS in Dirty Jokes +29 -31 Had some ‘surprise sex’ last night or ‘rape’ as the judge likes to call it.
03Jul World Cup By Pele in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes +65 -67 3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex. 1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot. 2. Brazilians always look good. 3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.
29Mar Cross The Road By Pauli in Dirty Jokes +15 -17 Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.