Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Get it Up

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -36

Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.

She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.

Best Friend

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -42

My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.

Thinking

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -22

Isn’t it so weird when you’re thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me masterbating.

Suprise

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -31

Had some ‘surprise sex’ last night or ‘rape’ as the judge likes to call it.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+65 -67

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Cross The Road

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -17

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.