Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.

A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.

I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.

The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”

My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.

Isn’t it so weird when you’re thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me masterbating.