Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Coffee

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I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.

Mole

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Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.

Without Permission

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If you have sex with a prostitute without permission is it raype or shoplifting?

Blond Toilet

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Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.

Kinky

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Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.

Daddy

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My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.