Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Just hired a baby sitter for Valentines Day for only $10 per hour. I don’t have any children but they’re a lot cheaper than escorts.

Went to a party last night dressed as a chicken and I met a girl dressed as an egg.

Answered a very old philosophical question… it was the chicken that came first.

I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.

Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.

I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.

A term made up by women no one will fuck.